女失敗な人

I went to ramen last night at Kurofune with some friends. The ramen there was a lot better than I remember it being, and used my last 千 ($10) bill for the next few days, but I haven't had ramen in quite a while and hanging out with that group is pretty fun. Well, due to the seating at the place, I ended up around the bend of the counter from them (three of the four of them were female, by the way) and the chef commented 「女失敗だなあ」 onna shippai da naa. This translates roughly to "Wow, you're a failure with women, aren't you?". I responded with something like an enthusiastic "I know!"

On top of that, some cute Japanese girls came in about half an hour later and I traded contact info with two of them. The chef was then like "Wow, you're fast!"

Unfortunately, he was rather more on with the first one, but... しょうがないのね。